majestic-peanut:

Me: Wow! They’re kind of cute.

Me @ me: And you a whole lotta ugly, keep it moving…

paradisaic:

when you’re a two-dimensional dog just trying to have fun at a three-dimensional playground

afrofficial:

Dissociation is the worst defense mechanism; your brain is like “existing here in the real world is gettin kinda difficult so how about you chill out here in the void instead.. oh is this an inopportune time? Are you in the middle of a conversation? Taking a test? Yeah? Ok great welcome to the v o i d”

byrneing:

my heart is guarded but like … very poorly. the kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an r rated movie.

shingekinogf:

when you realize that your clarinet skills are subpar